Miley Cyrus and I have a different idea of what Large is

I am not proud to admit that at Walmart a couple of weeks ago I saw a super clearance rack of t-shirts that were $.50 each so I picked up one (don’t ever say that I am not willing to spend good money on clothing).  I am also not proud to say that it is from the Miley Cyrus collection- I really can’t stand that man-voice little twit.  It is a cute shirt though with a red British phone booth on it and I am sure that Miley had nothing to do with designing it so I bought it.  I didn’t want to try it on so I just picked up a size large and it looked on the smaller size so I bought that thinking that it wouldn’t be super tight or slutty.  Much to my dismay I put on my fancy new t-shirt and it is more than tight, the phone booth is stretched over my rack and looks more like a hot air balloon than a phone booth at this point.  I can’t wait to see what the washer and dryer do to it-I am thinking that it will either fall apart or shrink to some ridiculous size.. Maybe it will fit The Finster then.