from other floors that use our bathroom. You aren’t fooling anyone.
I hope that you take my devilish smirk as an acknowledgement of your activities.
Please do your business on your floor, we don’t want you dropping your kids off here.
PS- If you walk out of one stairway and straight through to the other stairway I know what your intentions were, but do appreciate you bringing your business to another floor.
* Please note that girls don’t poop, only boys…yucky, yucky boys